Eatafetus Trio

Eatafetus was brought into this world to remind the people that there
is not more to life than bending elbows the wrong way and having sex
with drunken minors. The world is a sad place so make sure you hurt as
many people as possible and stick your dick into the nearest willing
wet hole. Eat fatty food and indulge yourself in all that is wrong.
Love us or hate us, we will still play our shitty anthems as loud as
possible.

Influences: Cheese Coneys, Male Models, Crave Cases, Garbage Pail Kids, Jason's boyfriend Joey, Women (only below the belt), Karate, Dripping Nipple Wax, all of our Dojos, Jean Claude Van Damme (Lionheart only, although kickboxer 2 is the tits), TJ Houshamanzadeh, and Danny Devito.

Sounds like: Imagine walking into an orgy with your mother wearing nothing but boots and bling. Your mom looks at you and asks you for a diet rootbeer, then you spit in her face and tell her that you never liked watching "Hee-Haw". A giant bird then comes out of the sky and bites Micheal Bolton's third nipple off. He belts out a few notes while a train runs over a herd of homosexual llamas a few feet away. It sounds like a mix between that and James Taylor.